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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 16:19 posted by Death’s Subscription App: Pay to Delay Your Fate

  The last time War tried to ride, he pulled a hamstring.
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  Pestilence did a TED Talk on “Plague Minimalism.”
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  Pestilence is off social media for “apocalyptic wellness.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 16:16 posted by read the full story

  Their apocalypse calendar has just one entry: “Someday.”
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  The apocalypse is now a group chat that no one replies to.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 16:15 posted by find out what really happened

  The Four Horsemen have been on "doomsday PTO" since AOL was cool.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 16:10 posted by find out what really happened

  Death’s new motto is “if I don’t vibe with your expiration date, I won’t collect.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 16:07 posted by Death’s Subscription App: Pay to Delay Your Fate

  Famine claimed gluten intolerance and ghosted the famine queue.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 16:07 posted by HR in Heaven: The Only Department Still Working

  War got recruited by the HOA. Now he fights over fence height.